*haha*

Dear Fucker,

You are my fuckin' friend,
and i hope you know that's fuckin' true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.
I will fuckin' be there for you,
whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
to do a fuckin' good deed.
So just fuckin' call on me,
whenever the fuck you need anything.
Fuck...I will always be there,
even to the bitter fuckin' end.

(well, idk about u, but i would definitly say that to one of my closest friends...no really...i would)